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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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