Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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