New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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