party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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