So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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