Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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