so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
There are leaves in my underwear?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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