Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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