Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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