is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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