oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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