My pussy is not your playground.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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