I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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