Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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