Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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