Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm at about main and main street
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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