Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
