OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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