you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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