wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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