then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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