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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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