Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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