I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
