Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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