i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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