Well douche your snatch and let's go!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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