tell your sister to shave her snatch
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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