Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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