About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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