Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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