And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So. Much. Porn.
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