There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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