I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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