it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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