So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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