Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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