We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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