Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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