I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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