I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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