You don't have asthma, your pregnant
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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