Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
someone owes me an orgasm
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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