Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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