remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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