Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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