This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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