Banned from zoo.
Again?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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