Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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