I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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