Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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