God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just want to make out with him forever
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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